The Squidward Suicide Ritual

Do you know the creepypasta Squidward's Suicide or Red
Mist? Of course you do. People say that there is a ritual to summon Squidward. The same as in the Suicide pasta with sauce. These are simple steps to summon it.

Steps

Step 1: Watch porn at 12 AM. The spirit of Squidward likes sexual intercoures to see. 12 AM is a good start.
Step 2:Smack your head on a potato. Squidward likes potatos, especially when a head smacks on it.
Now the game is really starting.
Step 3: Hide in your house in like a closet or a room.
Step 4: say 3 times MOUNSHIBUH, Squidward hates HowToBasic so he wil come to you.
And then a skeleton popped out.
I wasted your time. Have a nice day.